I am in the market for cake toppers. The local craft store only had Caucasian couples, so I took my search online. Here is a sampling of my choices.
1 – Funny-Sexy: I don’t think family will appreciate this.
2- Bride in-Charge: Even though I steal Dev’s clothes all the time, I don’t think this applies.
3 – Love Pinch: I LIKE.
4 – Traditional Indian Bride and Groom: Cute, but I am not sure about the bride. The looking-in-the-distance bothers me.
5 – Contemporary Indian Bride and Groom: Again, what’s with the bride? And I don’t know if Dev will appreciate looking like my uncle with a mustache.
6 – Western Cow Wedding: If all else fails, there are always Cows. I am digging the bangs.
Which one do you like?
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